28 Things to Put in You Wedding Vows

*Almost* Traditional:

"I take you to be my partner and companion for the rest of my days"

"I commit myself to you as your (husband/wife)"

"I choose you to be my (husband/wife)"

"I commit myself to my best friend, (husband/wife's name)"

"I am proud to join you in our union"

"I take you to be my joy and my passion for as long as I live"

"I bring you, my favorite person, into my family forever"

Promises:

"I will stay with you through our troubles and share with you our joys"

"I promise to love you above all else"

"I promise to learn and grow with you"

"I promise to respect you as an equal partner"

"I promise to be beside you in good times and bad"

"With your help and guidance, I will be a true and faithful spouse"

"I promise to support you in everything"

"I promise to forgive you your flaws, and love you for them"

"I promise to love you from this day forward and forever"

"I will delight in our many adventures and challenges"

"I promise never to keep secrets, except for the occasional surprise gift"

"I promise to choose you and our family every day for the rest of our lives"

Funny:

"I promise to love you even when you drive me crazy"

"I promise to kill all the spiders"

"I take you to be my (husband/wife) even though you have an obsession with (ex: One Direction)"

"I promise to balance the checkbook whether we're richer or poorer"

"I promise to eat your cooking or treat you to dinner if I can't"

"I promise to love you always, and like you most of the time"

Including the Children:

"I will love you, (child's name(s)) like you were my own, because from this day forward, you are"

"I will be a friend always and a (mother/father) when you need me"

"I promise to be your safe place, never judging you, but guiding you when you ask for it"